THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA


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idkhumor:

ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS RUBBED DEOderant on HER FAN AND CARPET TO MAKE HER ROOM SMELL GOOD

(via humorking)

rob dyrdek: lmaoo that lady's a slut aND SO ARE YOU CHANEL HAHAHA
chanel: *dolphin noises*

At the grocery store

Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.