THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA


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contentment-of-cats:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

holybolognajabronies:

fantabulouloren:

coconutzfemme:

shantrinas:

90sgeekchic:

randywhorton:

lasflowers:

nxkvsja:

de fuck chile ?????

😂😂😂 fuck wtf

*moves to South Korea to be somebody*

Stop.

*moves to france*

oui oui blow my back out. 

Haha …. chile’s fucked !!

And Korea looking like a damn thumb
Brazil’s got all those fine women and they have to conduct worth all those underwhelming dicks! *moves*

wheres africa at ?  lmao

im france but i still consider that tmg lol :’(

Okay. The average vagina in an unarouds state is about 3 to 4 inches deep. In the aroused state it can “tent” to double the length, but there is still something called the cervix at the and of it. This means that there is an ORGAN AT THE OTHER END OF THE VAGINA. Now this means that we’re talking an average of eight inches long maximum before it’s less sex than beating the fuck out of the entrance to your uterus. Finally, a piece of advice given to me:

"It’s not the size of the ship or the motion of the ocean, but the skill of the captain."

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via sobver)